Thursday, July 8, 2010
Germany's Psychic Octopus is Officially Psychic
Well this thing is now officially legitimate. It's been Germany's psychic octopus predicting the nation's soccer matches since 2008, and it rounded out the 2010 World Cup with a perfect record, picking Spain to beat the Germans. And now the Germans want to fry him and eat him for doing that, as if he caused it or something. He didn't cause it. But the proven point here is that this crazy octopus is officially psychic. You can't just get lucky this many times in a row. The world is all predetermined. Tomorrow has already happened, and we just haven't experienced it yet as humans. This octopus, though, experiences things ahead of the timeline. It knows what's up. That's just a freak of nature type of thing. What impresses me more is the fact that it actually can tell you who wins the game. How many octopuses do you know that could even choose the winner after it happened? Let alone before? That's the impressive part. Not only does this guy see the world before humans experience it, but he actually is smart enough to put A and B together and pick the winning team. Amazing things. Animals are awesome. Just like cows lay down before a storm and dogs know what's up when thunderstorms are about to happen. They experience the world before humans do on that timeline. Because animals are bosses. Don't mess with them.
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