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Thursday, June 24, 2010

To Every Village, An Idiot; To Every Sport, A Bad Sportscaster


I don't have much to say, but I just needed to say something about this guy. This is why I hate Joe Buck:


Final moments of Superbowl 36: "Kick up...kick is on the way...and it is...GOOOOODDD..ITS GOOD...ITS GOOOD...ITS GOOOD..THE GAME IS OVER..AND THE PATRIOTS ARE SUPERBOWL CHAMPIONS!!!"--Pat Summeral


Final moments of the 2007 World Series: "Game over...series over...and the Red Sox are World Champs again."--Joe Buck


Seriously? how about "the 2-2 pitch..HE STRUCK HIM OUT! THE RED SOX WIN THE WORLD SERIES!" No, none of that excitement that defines sports?


I know. This is a poorly written, fragmented rant. But after today's unbelievable World Cup, I listened to the announcers (who weren't even American) say "Can they do it here? And DEMPSEY IS DENIED AGAIN...OHHHH AND DONOVAN HAS SCORED!!! OH CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS!!??" over and over again. It was so exciting hearing the announcers go crazy, as weird as that was. The genuine excitement of whoever calls the games helps capture the excitement that we as fans feel when the moment is happening live.


To me, that is part of the purpose of these guys. They state obvious happenings of the game but do so in an attempt to make things more understandable and exciting. Joe Buck is understandable but so is my old writing professor and that doesn't mean I want him calling the biggest game of the season.


My point is, every sport has a bad sportscaster. John Madden was pretty poor for the NFL before he retired. Luckily he was a color commentator. But the biggest problem right now is Joe Buck, because he always ends up calling the American League Championship series and he always ends up calling the World Series. And even when his favorite team, the New York Yankees, makes the series, he has a hard time showing emotion over their victory.


WS 2010: "Ground ball to Cano, and the Yankees are back on top! World Champions for the 27th Time."


I don't know. For me, I like the guy who sounds like he is sitting next to me on the couch watching the game. When something great happens, he shouts, "can you believe it!" But Joe Buck acts like he has seen it all before, and he needs to go.

2 comments:

  1. I dont know diddly about baseball... but i do like Joe Buck for NFL.

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  2. Matt, I'm with you. I miss the days of Fred Cusick screeching at the sight of a Bruins' goal and dreaded the generic,vanilla Dale Arnold years. I know the in thing to do is bash Jack Edwards for his sometimes a little too over the top calls, but I love the enthusiasm and your description of the guy sitting next to you is a great one. Count me in on the bland bashing!

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