Sunday, July 11, 2010
Spain Defeats Netherlands for World Cup
Spain is now atop the world with their 1-0 victory in the World Cup Final against the Netherlands squad that had won 10 straight matches overall (and were unbeaten in 25 straight). Spain collected just their 8th goal of the tournament in 7 games, the lowest total in history to win the World Cup. An Iniesta strike in the second session of extra time sent the Dutch packing with their dreams of glory shattered.
Turns out Paul the Octopus is never wrong, and Mani the Parakeet is just a stiff. Paul runs the world. He predicts everything. I can tell you one thing for sure. A LOT of gamblers are going to start using the services of Paul the Octopus. He predicted Spain. And he has a perfect record. Mani the Parakeet's got nothing on Paul.
Additionally, 113,000 twitter followers of Dutch porn star Bobbi Eden were left disappointed. Eden and a team of her fellow adult film actresses promised to give particular gifts to all of her twitter followers had they won the world cup. That is now insignificant, since their Dutch squad was unable to take down the Spanish.
Congrats to Spain, who win their first ever World Cup. Adios, amigos!
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