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Monday, November 8, 2010

Dear Patriots...

Hey people. My name is JK Howling - Ultimate Boston's newest and girliest writer yet, on account of I really am a girl. But no worries, I've got this whole sport thing on lockdown. So with my first post, I'd like to relay a message through Ultimate Boston to this football team I've been following lately. I hope it finds them quickly.


Dear New England Patriots,
I would like to introduce you to my friend Dr. Steven Brule. Dr. Brule has built a set of rules to live by, and he has decided to share his knowledge with the rest of the world. This particular “Brules Rule” is one you all should take interest in during the week before the Steelers game. Quit playing like girls.
Love,
Me and Dr. Steve Brule
  
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14 comments:

  1. Big FanNovember 8, 2010 at 5:53 PM

    Sooooo Good.

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  2. Brule's NephewNovember 8, 2010 at 6:01 PM

    ^^ Agree.

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  3. Ted's Wheel ChairNovember 8, 2010 at 6:06 PM

    you two are the same person....

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  4. AnonymousNovember 8, 2010 at 6:15 PM

    Dear JK,

    There is no way you are a woman. Because computers arent allowed in the kitchen.

    Love,
    Make me a sandwich

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  5. Jonathan GoldsmithNovember 8, 2010 at 6:29 PM

    Dear Miss Howling,
    It is Miss I presume. How embarrassed would I be if you were already romantically involved. I was wondering if you would be so kind as to acquiesce my request for a gallant evening dinner for two at the finest restaurant on the south shore? The arrangements have been made, please scribe a surely elegant response if you wish to dine.

    Best wishes, Jonathan Goldsmith

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  6. AnonymousNovember 8, 2010 at 6:33 PM

    hey other anonymous, funny joke, i first heard it from my pet dinosaur..

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  7. Señor Rope A. DopeNovember 8, 2010 at 6:46 PM

    ^ Much thanks to Newman in jurassic park. Uh Uh UH!

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  8. Your Future HusbandNovember 8, 2010 at 8:39 PM

    J.K Howling, would you take my hand in marriage? I am madly in love with you.

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  9. Dan Labrecque Aka the Wried Red Headed KidNovember 8, 2010 at 8:48 PM

    hey JK ASL :) :) :)

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  10. Kevin GarnettNovember 8, 2010 at 9:04 PM

    ^ this got awkward straight quick

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  11. Bill BelichickNovember 8, 2010 at 10:13 PM

    Duly noted, JK Howling. I have showed this clip to the guys and they'll work to incorporate these things into our game. We did some bad things and we have to do better next time we play football. They were better than us this week in all phases of the football game.

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  12. charlie villanuevaNovember 8, 2010 at 11:25 PM

    i so agree JK Howling

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  13. EnahsNovember 8, 2010 at 11:41 PM

    Dear JK,

    There is no way you are a woman. Because computers arent allowed in the kitchen.

    Love,
    Make me a sandwich


    Best comment so far on UB

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  14. Bob the BuilderNovember 9, 2010 at 12:28 AM

    why is everyone so hostile toward the lady i think our beloved patriots are the ones we should be torching herre

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