Packers Forget How to Play Football

In the most shocking development in ages, the Green Bay Packers actually forgot how to play football tonight against Jay Cutler and the Chicago Bears. After their embarrassing last-minute attempt that racked up multiple forward-pass penalties to break the Packers' franchise record for penalties in a game, the Bears officially took the 20-17 victory.
Chicago had a hundred less yards than the Packers (that's a whole football field), but it was irrelevant. Penalty after penalty, all of the idiotic variety, ended up costing the guys in green and white. Nostradamus has fallen! An ugly 9-7 performance! I guess I can only hope that this was a blunder and that next week will be much better. Just an all around rough go of it. Even in fantasy football. I rack up 25 more points than the next highest person in the league, but my adversary tallies 3 more than I do. 119-116 (and yes, the difference maker was a blocked field goal from Mason Crosby...) -- ouch. Not much else to say. But I'll persevere, because I'm a college student and it doesn't really matter whether or not I pick the right football outcomes. For the Packers, though, their only job is to win football games. They must be feeling down on themselves right now. That's why I've included this video clip.