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The Matchup: Lance Armstrong vs. Jack Bauer.
I'm going to set this up a little differently than the past cage fights. I'll just do one section telling what I think about this fight. Then I'll give my vote. You have to do the rest of the voting below. You can use my analysis to help your decision or not. Up to you. But the vote closes at 7 PM tonight. Then I move the winner forward in the bracket. Ready? Set? Go.
The Fight: Bauer vs Armstrong. Jack vs Lance. A classic matchup. There's one big area of concern here, though. Are we talking about Jack Bauer, or are we talking about Kiefer Sutherland? The character or the actor? Well, for at least one fight, I'm going with the character. And when I say I'm going with the character, that means the fight is already over in my mind. Because Jack Bauer destroys everyone. His combat IQ is higher than anyone I've ever seen. His physical ability is uncanny. He never gets tired and literally is just on the run 24 hours a day, saving the world. Lance is a hero and all, but I don't see how he wins this fight. Bauer dominates him from a fighting perspective in any position. Lance would probably try to bring the fight to the ground, because cyclists have pretty good cardio. He could last down there. Cyclists aren't known for their striking ability. Bauer is known for his everything ability. If you watch that video (or even more so if you actually watch 24) you'll know what I mean. It's literally impossible to pick against Jack Bauer (however, I would definitely pick against Kiefer Sutherland).
My Outcome: Bauer somehow found a way to sneak Lance's bike tire into the octagon because he figures out how to do all kinds of ridiculous shit. He chokes out Armstrong with the fabric of the tire, nearly killing him before the referee stops it and reminds him that Lance didn't capture anyone Jack loves. The official decision is a submission by Bauer in round one.
Your turn. Time to vote. Bauer or Armstrong?
anyone who votes for lance armstrong should be shot
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