Brady > Bieber. Period.

Okay, so if you haven't heard the rage yet by some crazy circumstance, I'll lay out the cards for you. Justin Bieber mocks Tom Brady's hairstyle, like the rest of the world is doing, in his most recent song. I don't know what the song is called and, personally, I literally couldn't care any less than I do. I have no intentions of listening to the song or any song by Justin Bieber. But here's the quote from the song:

"Sacked like a sacker. Call up Mr. Brady. Tell him to leave his hair to the guy who sings 'Baby.'"

My reaction? Get real, Bieber. Are you even serious right now? Some people view this as Brady being dominated, such as the famous El Pres. I'm pretty much dead set against his view. Wouldn't Brady be pathetic if he actually backed down to Justin Bieber? If he cuts his hair now, that's embarrassing. News flash: Tom Brady > Justin Bieber. Period. End of discussion. how many rings has Justin Bieber won? Is Justin Bieber going to be in the hall of fame for anything? Is he the highest paid player in the NFL? The only Super Bowl experience he'll ever have is the halftime show, if he makes it to that. Additionally, the song that he references is completely unbearable and I'm fairly certain there are 6 words in that song, 4 of which are "baby." And to top it all off, let's get another thing straight -- the only similarity between Tom Brady's hair and Justin Bieber's hair is that it's long. Brady does not have Bieber's hairstyle. Brady's just got shaggy hair these days. Just like, he hasn't cut it. It's long. Not this like come-over-emo-type-thing that Bieber rocks. But that's all besides the point. Tom Brady can do whatever the hell he wants. He's twice as old and infinitely more significant than Justin Bieber. Who do you think you are to say otherwise? Get real, kid.

PS -- Sacked like a sacker? Huh?