Josh the Intern's Halloween Costume Ideas

Halloween is approaching fast and it's important to get your gear early and make sure you're ready come Halloween weekend. Whether you're 4 or 45, anyone can look like their favorite sports idols! Here's a few suggestions:

1. Barry Bonds - Make sure you're black and slightly overweight to give the impression of muscle. Carry around a bat and a needle. No jersey required, everyone will get it. 

2. Ben Roethlisberger/Kobe Bryant - This one's trickier. First, buy jersey of said player. Since its illegal to actually sexually assault people, just walk around saying "It wasn't me." 

3. Josh Luchs - Easy. Buy a nice suit. Walk around carrying a football and wads of money. Try to hand them out to anyone that looks athletic.

4. Brett Favre - First, buy a Brett Favre jersey, preferably a Jets one if you can find it. Carry around a cell phone all the time and ask random hot girls if they'd like to fornicate with you. Easy, right? 

5. Tiger Woods - This one is better if you have a girlfriend. That way, she can dress up as Elin Nordegren. Wear a polo and a Nike hat and try to fornicate with as many other women as possible, but not your girlfriend.