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The Matchup: Future Hall-of-Fame NBA center Shaquille O'Neal versus Hall-of-Fame NFL commentator John Madden.
The Fight: Shaq vs Madden. A heavyweight bout. The thing is, Madden is no heavyweight compared to Shaq. I'm just now, this instant, realizing my mistake in arranging this tournament. Madden shouldn't be in it. He should have commentated every fight. And I could have used a Madden quote for every one. But it's too late for that now. He's in the ring. Does he have a chance against Shaq? Probably not. But there is one fact about John Madden working to his advantage. Being in his presence, by default, lowers your IQ. So maybe Shaq will suffer from this and be unable to fight back. I'm not sure. But it's clear Shaq has the physical advantage in every way on Madden, and even as he nears 40 years old, he's still a few decades younger than the guy who has had a video game named after him for 22 years and counting. There's no way Shaq loses this fight.
My Vote: Shaq knocks out John Madden in the first round.
Your turn. Who's moving on?
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