Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Back on the Market!
Who is Eva Longoria? She was featured on Who Dat a few days ago as Eva Longoria Parker, but now it looks like you can drop the italicized part of the name. ESPN NBA has reported that Longoria has officially filed for divorce from San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker in LA Superior Court today.
I must admit, this is one of those professional sports couples I didn't see crashing and burning. But obviously it did. So I've been considering maybe starting some sort of betting pool. Who's going to end up with Eva Longoria next? The way Gisele has been treating Tom Brady, might he try a little switch-a-roo? Unlikely. I'll make the money line +1200 on that possibility. Is she even going to go for a famous person, or will she tone it down and try to disappear from the limelight after this fallout? Maybe you have a chance to be the guy if that's the case. I'll put the odds at +34000 that any Ultimate Boston reader is the eventual new partner for this Desperate Housewife. Only time will tell how desperate she actually is.
PS -- The one thing I would put some money on is Tony Parker's performance diminishing now. 28-year-old point guard for the oldest team on Planet Earth without his other half cheering him on at home games. I'm no expert, but if (for some reason) you play fantasy basketball, sell this guy pronto!
I must admit, this is one of those professional sports couples I didn't see crashing and burning. But obviously it did. So I've been considering maybe starting some sort of betting pool. Who's going to end up with Eva Longoria next? The way Gisele has been treating Tom Brady, might he try a little switch-a-roo? Unlikely. I'll make the money line +1200 on that possibility. Is she even going to go for a famous person, or will she tone it down and try to disappear from the limelight after this fallout? Maybe you have a chance to be the guy if that's the case. I'll put the odds at +34000 that any Ultimate Boston reader is the eventual new partner for this Desperate Housewife. Only time will tell how desperate she actually is.
PS -- The one thing I would put some money on is Tony Parker's performance diminishing now. 28-year-old point guard for the oldest team on Planet Earth without his other half cheering him on at home games. I'm no expert, but if (for some reason) you play fantasy basketball, sell this guy pronto!
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