Wait... You Can Do That?

Eric Patterson? Is that you? You're like 4'1" right? About 72 lbs? How did you just manage to hit two homers in a game against the Rays? I'm quite confused but heavily elated by this phenomenon. Sure, if David Ortiz or Adrian Beltre hits two homers that's understandable. Or even if Pedroia puts on a laser show, he's Pedroia. But Eric Patterson is still Eric Patterson. He looks like a miniature twig. And he just blasted two home runs out of Tropicana Field. I love it. Matt Garza & company.... you should be ashamed. The Red Sox have become Tampa's daddy again. It's official. (Considering about 2.7% of our starting lineup is intact.)

UPDATE -- Dice-K has imploded and the Red Sox don't look like Tampa's daddy anymore tonight. However, they are still Tampa's daddy on an overall scale.