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Day Two of Cage Fight Pick 'Ems. We got a good old sisterly battle here between Venus and Serena Williams. This cat fight is about to be an absolute thriller. Let's read between the lines.
Venus: Some ups and some downs. She's got a planet named after her. Or she's named after the planet. Not really sure which is older but I know she's been playing tennis since there were T-Rexes and shit. But either way she's got some serious veteran game. You look at that picture of Venus and you think focus. Doesn't have the brute strength advantage on her little sis. But she can focus and she is witty. She'll play the logic of the fight. She'll get in your head and toy with your brain. If Venus is going to win this fight, it's going to be by a tactical submission attempt in which Serena shits her pants trying to figure it out.
Serena: Like her big sis, some ups and downs. No planet named after Serena, but she seems to be the more famed figure in the tennis world. Not that that is a huge accomplishment really. But you look at Serena and you think a very different style than Venus. Serena doesn't have the wits and the focus. She's 110% brute strength. She'll ground-n-pound you. She'll land hooks left and right. She'll come at you with brute force and not even give you a chance to think. That's what she does. That's what she'll do. A tough matchup for anyone. And she's got a size advantage to make up for being the younger sister.
X-Factor: Just like yesterday's fight, this one will be decided by where the fight goes. Ground game is owned by Venus. She'll maneuver the shit out of Serena and make her cry in a submission. Stand up fight doesn't last more than a minute with Serena up there. Unfortunately for Venus, I just don't think she'll have the brute strength to get Serena down and keep her down long enough to make her tap out.
The Decision: Serena rocks Venus with a crazy right hook before knocking her out with a knee to the head.
What do the fans think? Vote 1 for Venus is way too smart and she'd toast her sis. Vote 5 for Serena's a man-beast and is way too manly to be stopped.
Clearly if you take recent fights into account such as rampage vs evans you would know that venus should win due to her great Technique. On the other hand, when Lesner man handled Mir it would make a case for Serena. My prediction would have to say Serena dominates due to brute force, proceeding to flip off the crowd in Lesner fassion.
ReplyDeleteP.S. do you see Serenas ass in this pic? its not even fair... two on one- serena wins easily.
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Haha. Gold. Well said.
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