AOL -- Miss Ellie, the small, scraggly-faced pooch who was dubbed the "World's Ugliest Dog" in a 2009 Animal Planet contest, has died at the age of 17.
The Chinese crested hairless never won "best in show," but she was nonetheless a showbiz pro who proved to be a handsome asset for animal shelters, helping them raise thousands of dollars with her appearances.
Poor Miss Ellie. We're gonna miss you, you ugly piece of shit. But on a serious note, is it possible to look at this dog and not have a nightmare the next time you go to sleep? Some things just confirm my belief that the world just has some fucked up things about it that no one can attribute any rhyme or reason to. This is one of them. Why did God create this creature? I don't know. Someone's gotta win the Ugliest Dog contest right? And Miss Ellie did it like a pro for 17 years. They say 1 dog year equals 7 human years right? So this son of a bitch lived for 119 years on the human scale? Impressive, dog. Impressive. Rest in peace.
There is no God. That's how it was created.
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