Yahoo - LEWISTON, N.Y. – Police in western New York said two Canadian men attended a church festival and wound up in the woods drunk, naked and covered in mud. State police said troopers found a 22-year-old man from Hamilton, Ontario sitting along a road in the town of Lewiston, just outside Niagara Falls, around 5:45 a.m. Sunday.
Troopers said he was caked in mud. After questioning him, troopers found a 23-year-old man from Hamilton covered in mud and passed out in a ditch nearby.
Police said both men were highly intoxicated.
Troopers say the men had attended the St. John de LaSalle Carnival on Saturday and afterward decided to make it a "Woodstock event" by dancing naked in the woods. Both men were taken to a local hospital where they were treated and released.
Neither man was charged.
Canadians. First the Olympic gold medal game and then the forest fires and now this. Come on, Canada. Step your game up. This is just straight up embarrassing. Guys can't control themselves, drink way too much, don't know their limits at all, make fools of themselves, and then cap it off with doing one of the gayest things they could have possibly done. Any chance of making people believe they are straight definitely just was thrown out the window. Who dances together naked in a muddy forest and then passes out in an even muddier ditch? Apparently Canadians who attend church festivals do.
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