And The Diagnosis Is...

Redskins defensive lineman Albert Haynesworth had an MRI on his sore left knee to see what exactly has kept him out for NINE straight days from the team's mandatory conditioning test. Most MRI's just give one answer, one diagnosis; this one, though, yielded two.

The first was the most obvious. The MRI revealed that Haynesworth's left knee has no structural damage. So what's the issue? Don't understand, right? Well there was another diagnosis from this MRI. It officially diagnosed Haynesworth as a pussy. An NFL player (and one of the higher paid ones, at that) whining about a knee for nine consecutive days, refusing to attempt the test altogether in several of those days. If you had a sore knee for a day or a few days and it hindered your times in the test, that's one thing. I can live with that. But there's absolutely nothing structurally wrong with his knee, and this will be the ninth straight day that he doesn't do the test (if he doesn't do it, which I have just come to expect by now). Seriously, I'm cutting him if I'm Mike Shanahan. No wonder why the guy is never on a damn Super Bowl squad. He's not a champion. He's a coward who wants money and attention. Sound familiar? (LeBron James joke). Just kidding, I'm not really comparing the two in any aspect except for the little whining bitch one. Because that's what Haynesworth is. I've spoke my mind. My decision would be to cut him. Now.