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The Matchup: Cast member of the hit television show LOST, Hugo Reyes (Jorge Garcia) against Los Angeles Dodgers outfielder and former Red Sox slugger Manny Ramirez.
The Fight: Man. This is just a fight that makes me laugh. I literally could not take this fight seriously even if it was actually happening in front of me. I don't even know how to analyze it, but I'll try. Hugo is bigger obviously. Manny is quicker (wait... what?). Manny is definitely more lean than Hugo, and I think he's got more strength packed into his muscles. But Manny doesn't care about anything. Then again, neither does Hugo. Ah! How do I choose sides? Well, Hugo does care about some things, and he'll fight for them when he needs to. So he does have that going for him. Reyes will need to bring the fight to the ground and basically just suffocate Manny with his immense size. Or squeeze his head or something with brute force like that. He gets tired easily though, and that is a point that Manny might be able to exploit. Manny being Manny always worked here until the end, and it just might work in this fight.
My Vote: It's a real tough one to call, but I'm taking Manny just by the fact that he must be in much better shape than Hugo. Manny's a pro athlete and Hugo works at Mr. Cluck's Chicken Shack. Manny wins a split decision over Hugo in a fight that contains mostly bathroom breaks and turkey sandwiches.
Your turn. Who moves on?
Hurley would accidentally crush Manny into submission while they were horsing around and snacking on Mr. Cluck's chicken
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